Halloween Challenge, Day 5: “Mr. Coffin”

Does your coffin keep you from getting restful daytime slumber? Does prepping your casket rob you of precious village tormenting time?

We have the solution for you!

Introducing Mr. Coffin®! The world’s first automated coffin attendant!

No more fluffing the cushions for just that right feel! No more de-webbing after a night of spider wrangling! No more cleaning up after your casket companions!

Not enigmatic but certainly automatic, with Mr. Coffin®, being undead has never been so good!

Enjoy a cozy coffin every day with Mr. Coffin®!!

(Now with auto-start timer!)

* To my knowledge, Mr. Coffin is not a registered trademark. Symbol used just to enhance this spoof!

[This is my entry for day 5 of the 31 Days of Halloween writing challenge hosted by Fluture over at Flutter by Literature (Describe a vampires pre-coffin ritual)]

Be sure to check out my other entries day 1, day 2, day 3, day 4.

Special Thanks to:

Fluture for hosting this challenge!

OpenClipart-Vectors for the casket image

bcogwene for the robot image

Castle background, bat, and spider by me

Word of the Day Challenge: enigmatic

© 2018 – James Sponseller – mindescapes.net

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16 replies

  1. This is so creative! OMG!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Thank you! It isn’t the best fit exactly for the prompt made but it is where my mind went so I ran with it 🙂

    Like

  3. That’s the best thing about writing, isn’t it? Half the fun is breaking the rules.

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