Opened my closet to get out some pants, That’s when I saw it oh my what’s the chance, A skeleton bare, Was just standing there, Seems he had died while in dance. Written for prompt #14 of Monstrous Halloween,You open your closet to find an actual skeleton, how did it get there? I guess itContinue reading “Skeleton In The Closet, A Limerick”
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Pumpkin Spice, A Terrible Tanka
Chelsea Owens hosts a weekly terrible poetry contest for laughs and letting it go. I figured I would give it an actual attempt this week which is a tanka on pumpkin spice 😉 Pumpkin spice is great, I mean it tastes really good Add some to coffee, Or that milky thing, latte? Then drink itContinue reading “Pumpkin Spice, A Terrible Tanka”
Life As A Cat, A Humorous Tail *wink* – Monstrous Halloween
Technology is amazing! Why, even as I type this post I love it all the more. Well, ‘type’ may not be the proper term anymore since I am now a cat and must walk on the keyboard to post. I’ll get to that in a minute, anyway, I am just ecstatic that I can postContinue reading “Life As A Cat, A Humorous Tail *wink* – Monstrous Halloween”
Beautiful Natural Locks, A Sunday Photo Fiction
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