Does your coffin keep you from getting restful daytime slumber? Does prepping your casket rob you of precious village tormenting time?
We have the solution for you!
Introducing Mr. Coffin®! The world’s first automated coffin attendant!
No more fluffing the cushions for just that right feel! No more de-webbing after a night of spider wrangling! No more cleaning up after your casket companions!
Not enigmatic but certainly automatic, with Mr. Coffin®, being undead has never been so good!
Enjoy a cozy coffin every day with Mr. Coffin®!!
(Now with auto-start timer!)
* To my knowledge, Mr. Coffin is not a registered trademark. Symbol used just to enhance this spoof!
[This is my entry for day 5 of the 31 Days of Halloween writing challenge hosted by Fluture over at Flutter by Literature (Describe a vampires pre-coffin ritual)]
Be sure to check out my other entries day 1, day 2, day 3, day 4.
Special Thanks to:
Fluture for hosting this challenge!
OpenClipart-Vectors for the casket image
bcogwene for the robot image
Castle background, bat, and spider by me
Word of the Day Challenge: enigmatic
© 2018 – James Sponseller – mindescapes.net
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This is so creative! OMG!
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Thank you! It isn’t the best fit exactly for the prompt made but it is where my mind went so I ran with it 🙂
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That’s the best thing about writing, isn’t it? Half the fun is breaking the rules.
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